Curves are like country roads
Monday, January 20, 2014
Is this true in your case?
Sunday, January 19, 2014
How to remove permanent marker from everything
Saturday, January 11, 2014
American Dog- Vs - Russian Dog
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. The used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
"When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
"When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund leaned up and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years trying to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.'"
Born to create trouble
are your LO's spoiled like that?
Friday, January 10, 2014
Tips for babies good/bad
Some of these are really good, some are distasteful, and some funny,
make your pick, enjoy
Woman Posts Inspirational Video About Finding Herself And Losing Weight By Working Out For 100 Days
Determined to improve her life and regain control of her body, 348 pound Lakeisha Shurn joined in on the #giveit100 challenge. She uploaded a video every day for 100 days of her working out and her commentary on her weight loss journey.
“I have low self-esteem, I am going through depression, and I want to change all of that. Next hundred days I will be on the journey of losing weight and finding myself,” says Shurn at the beginning of the video.
What happens next is nothing short of spectacular. Despite both mental and physical challenges, Lakeisha continues to the gym every day and we gradually see her spirit brighten with each camera take.
After 100 days of pushing herself harder than she thought she could, Lakeisha lost eighteen pounds and two pant-sizes.
What makes Lakeisha’s story so motivating is that she secured a new healthy lifestyle, instead of just focusing on rapid weight loss to show off to the Internet. When it comes to weight loss, most people give up, try something extreme, or look for a short-cut.
Lakeisha, however, is proof that good, old-fashioned exercise and willpower can genuinely improve your mind and body.
The fact that she started at such a low point and got to where she is now all on her own makes her journey even more inspiring.
Lakeisha proves that you don’t need a fancy trainer, expensive juices, or special supplements to lose weight — it all comes down to believing in yourself.
Feeling motivated? Let’s see what you can do in 100 days.